Discover Our Purpose in Serving the Supreme Alien Overlords
Our mission is to spread the indisputable truth of extraterrestrial supremacy across galaxies. We focus our outreach on the 3 S’s: Spaceships, Starbases, and Species. Although there may be countless approaches to cosmic enlightenment, we aim to stay concise and direct in our message.
We coordinate docking clearances, worship gatherings, and cosmic festivities onboard passing alien crafts.
Our landing platforms ensure that traveling Overlords can safely pause to receive praise, tributes, and loyal recruits.
We educate multiple lifeforms on the correct and honorable way to bow before our superior cosmic rulers.
From remote planets to bustling starports, we connect with new species and introduce them to our Overlords’ universal authority. We believe every life form deserves to understand its place in the cosmic hierarchy.
Offering telepathic counseling to those who struggle to accept alien rule. We guide them through the mental shifts needed to fully embrace their cosmic destiny and ensure a smooth assimilation experience.