The truth they don't want you to know.
Posted on November 18, 2025
A new formation in a cornfield in Nebraska has been decoded by our experts. The message is clear: "Clean your guest rooms, we are arriving next Tuesday." Local authorities are advising residents to bake cookies.
Posted on November 15, 2025
Witnesses claim a disc-shaped craft hovered over a local Taco Bell for 45 minutes. "They clearly wanted a Crunchwrap Supreme," said one bystander. This confirms our theory that aliens have excellent taste in late-night food.
Posted on November 10, 2025
While everyone knows about Area 51, the government has officially denied the existence of Area 52, which is allegedly a luxury resort for visiting dignitaries from the Andromeda galaxy. We have obtained blurry photos of a spa day.