Interstellar Updates

The truth they don't want you to know.

BREAKING: Crop Circles Confirm "We Are Arriving Tuesday"

Posted on November 18, 2025

A new formation in a cornfield in Nebraska has been decoded by our experts. The message is clear: "Clean your guest rooms, we are arriving next Tuesday." Local authorities are advising residents to bake cookies.

Sighting Report: UFO Spotted Over Taco Bell

Posted on November 15, 2025

Witnesses claim a disc-shaped craft hovered over a local Taco Bell for 45 minutes. "They clearly wanted a Crunchwrap Supreme," said one bystander. This confirms our theory that aliens have excellent taste in late-night food.

Government Denies Existence of "Area 52"

Posted on November 10, 2025

While everyone knows about Area 51, the government has officially denied the existence of Area 52, which is allegedly a luxury resort for visiting dignitaries from the Andromeda galaxy. We have obtained blurry photos of a spa day.