Are You Ready for the Beam?

Don't get caught unprepared when the mothership calls.

The Essential Abduction Checklist

Keep these items in a "Go Bag" by your bedside table.

Clean Underwear: This is non-negotiable. You will be examined.
Towel: Useful for interstellar travel (and wiping off slime).
Sunglasses: The lights on the ship are extremely bright.
Universal Translator: Or just a Babel Fish if you can find one.
Snacks: Alien food is mostly nutrient paste. Bring a granola bar.

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Mental Preparation

Clear your mind. Resistance is futile and only makes the process longer. Practice deep breathing and visualize yourself as a willing vessel for knowledge (and probes).

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Dress Code

Loose-fitting clothing is recommended. Avoid zippers and buttons, as they confuse the Greys. Aluminum foil hats are not recommended; they actually amplify the mind-control signals.